Jihad Bingo!

Here is a handy bingo card which you can use to have a bit of extra fun the next time a muslim tries to argue with you. In each box you'll find a silly cliché argument that they enjoy using, and a witty retort below that.

There are three ways to play! Enjoy!

1. Solo player: Time yourself every time you argue with a muslim. Try to achieve bingo as quickly as possible, and then beat your own record.
2. Multi-player, multi-bogey: You and your friends engage different muslims, and see who can achieve bingo the fastest.
3. Multi-player, solo-bogey: To play this version, you'll have to manipulate each card to randomly move each of the squares. This way you can each argue with the same muslim without getting identical bingos.