28 May 2011

Some quotes from Dr. Zakir Naik

Dr. Zakir Naik is considered by many to be the poster child for moderate islam and intellectual islam. Here are a few quotes in which this lovely individual expresses his views.

"Muslims in India would prefer the Islamic criminal law (Shariah) to be implemented on all Indians since it is the most practical."
[MOST PRACTICAL??? Also note that moose limbs account for 13.4% of the population. But everyone should  follow their barbaric 7th century laws.]

"The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs."

"If every woman got married to only one man, there would be over thirty million females in U.S.A, four million females in Great Britain, 5 million females in Germany and nine million females in Russia who would not find a husband. The only two options before a woman who cannot find a husband is to marry a married man or to become public property."
[Note: I *wish* we had that many single girls! He got these numbers from post-WW2 censuses, i.e. after many men had been killed. Even then, he's still wrong. The Americans had less than half a million deaths, while the Soviets had 20 to 23 million combined military and civilian deaths.]

"In financial transactions, two men are preferred. Islam expects men to be the breadwinners of their families. Since financial responsibility is shouldered by men, they are expected to be well versed in financial transactions as compared to women. As a second option, the witness can be one man and two women, so that if one of the women errs the other can remind her."

"The feminine attitude can also have an effect on the witness in a murder case. In such circumstances a woman is more terrified as compared to a man. Due to her emotional condition she can get confused. Therefore, two female witnesses are equivalent to one male witness."

EPIC pube beard!!!

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